Over 102562
motifake

Any Demotivational Poster


SUCCESS -




QUOTE OF THE DAY: - "You can judge a man's true character by the way he treats his fellow animals." - Paul McCartney


TAGS: adolf hitler nazi germany third reich
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Megrez

EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2012, 12:50 am
None of which keeps McCartney from being a douche.
Cealdi - May 24, 2011, 12:43 am
Y'all are both wrong. He had his dog put down before he killed himself to save her from being tortured by the Russians... and he didn't hate cats; he was a total animal lover (not so much a people lover though apparently)... I love the poster!
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:53 pm
Turns out he was wrong.
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:52 pm
I hate to run around correcting people, but your wrong. While Hitler Hated cats he did not intentionally kill his dog. He was given cyanide capsules and stated because his doctor had left the country, that they were fake. To prove it he fed one to his dog
Cloudchaser - January 15, 2010, 12:51 am
A quote that's not applicable to Hitler because he hated cats and later had his dog and her puppies poisoned.


IN MOTHER RUSSIA - Alcohol Habit Supports You


TAGS: more wodka anyone
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

salearling - July 25, 2014, 5:14 pm
That is friggan awsome.


I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire


TAGS: empire drunk homeless anything beard
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by EternalEye622

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 5:32 am
He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.
whocares0 - September 10, 2012, 7:35 pm
The Force is strong with this one.


GINGERS, TO ARMS!!! - After years of enduring abuse and slander, our time has come. The Revolution is at hand! Today: Britain, tomorrow: the world!


TAGS: redheads everywhere theres too many game over man game over
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

MashiMashi - February 29, 2012, 8:56 pm
All the gingers at my gym have exceptional and proportional racks, If the girls fat they're humongus, if the girls skinny they're big.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:19 pm
Only the British care about Gingers....the rest of the world have better minorities too hate.......like Mexicans or albinos.
Woodywood03a - September 10, 2009, 7:50 pm
I love Red headed women. I would love to see a Red headed Japanese woman. Then I will say, "YES... THERE IS REALLY SOMEONE THAT LOVES ME!!!"
Jas - September 10, 2009, 6:58 pm
OMG those people are on fire! Help them!
rogueagent - September 10, 2009, 6:46 pm
I never understood why gingers got the abuse, I think red headed women are great.


HANG IN THERE -


TAGS: d*** cat has been around for too long anyway
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 2:12 pm
You wife-beating, political, NSFW, seal-clubbing, p********s piss me off with you- Oh wait...wrong poster. My bad.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:37 pm
Too soon.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 9:16 pm
Genius.


SO, LONE STAR, - Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.


TAGS: take that any episode of star wars
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

ipaprime - February 23, 2012, 2:32 am
Shut Up and chew your gum
CpnKangaroo - March 10, 2010, 8:00 pm
Why didn't anybody tell me my a** was so big?!?
culos - March 10, 2010, 5:31 pm
Did you call me Matt?
Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 4:56 pm
Only one man would dare give me the raspberry.
R.S.Jake - March 10, 2010, 12:05 pm
I hate it when my Schwartz gets twisted.
CANADA - March 10, 2010, 1:14 am
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine
Anonymous2 - March 9, 2010, 11:47 pm
Now say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean the ones in the Winnebago.


last wish -


TAGS: anything your heart desires
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 24, 2015, 10:17 am
Awesome!
GaryO - February 8, 2015, 8:26 am
Thanks sir UG and Mizz
ughomer - February 7, 2015, 12:46 pm
Superb!
mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:54 am
Sick and twisted!! Luv it! My stomach goes in the teacups, heart in the tiki room, legs on top of the mattahorn, foot in the door, head up tinkerbell's asterisk! 5 laughing Lions!
GaryO - February 5, 2015, 7:14 pm
Thanx guys
concern3 - February 5, 2015, 4:53 am
Nicely done GaryO, Defiantly a 5er, the comments VERY FUNNY are also a 5er
spacedog - February 4, 2015, 6:46 pm
Nicely done. It would take a bigger man than I though, it's a small world after all.
GaryO - February 4, 2015, 6:18 pm
Thank ya, ladies. Now about that offer. Just a corner of the porch…and a bowl…big bowl. Dry or wet? Does yer back yard need fertilizing? Do you have a high tolerance for self licking?
lgvernon - February 4, 2015, 1:52 pm

I LOLOLOLOLOLOLed and read this aloud. My husbing says you'd fit right in around here. No, you may not have the spare room. 5LLLLLs
MissPriss - February 4, 2015, 12:14 am
Make sure your remains are immunized for measles 1st...5L Mr. Gary!


KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag


TAGS: kanye west douche bag oversized child immature borderline retard
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Cam

alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:34 pm
Ya' know, those a$$istants and manicurists can be pretty tough, I know...
TheSarge - October 30, 2009, 2:50 pm
I bet this turd has 20 bodyguards around him too.
BriaHere - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm
Most people I know think he's a douche. Also, Russell Brand, just to throw it in.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am
I just wanted to make sure I remembered their craziness ^_^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:44 am
i was using them as examples of celebs who have let fame go to their heads. Naomi Campbell has attacked 2 a**istants and a manicurist.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:42 am
I hate to bring this up, but didn't Russel Crow attack a journalist by throwing a phone at him, then giving a bow of respect before leaving? And doesn't Lambchop do blow off underage tai Prostitutes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am
Just some...not all. ex,Naomi Campbell, Russel Crowe, Lambchop.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
I disagree, mooooo... Celine Dion turned out just fine.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
And yet the youth today love him. You kan take the punk out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the punk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am
It's fame like that that leads celebs to get big headed and start pulling hissy fits.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:26 am
What a great comment on our youth that his albums go platinum and triple platinum, and he wins awards from GQ, MTV, BRIT and the Grammys.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:22 am
I will 5 star anything that brings the hate against this man.


THE PERFECT EVENING - Always achievable with Chloroform


TAGS: chloroform the way to any woman s heart
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 3:23 am
And, of course, money will always do the trick...if you don't mind being a john.
agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:20 am
Tact and charm will do wonders, too.


ACME -


TAGS: acme real weapons company
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Ism

falloutghoul - April 4, 2013, 7:52 am
Meep! Meep! *Raspberry* *Speeds Away*


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: mind heart smart anyway
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

NumberXIII - September 27, 2011, 1:53 am
You could easily replace the word "heart" with... some other part of your anatomy


THOU SHALT INVADE YOUR NEIGHBOUR -


TAGS: france germany ww2 eiffel tower
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by pointer

fascistfrenchman - January 18, 2011, 4:28 am
Towers are just a way for each country to outdo each other in erecting a national pseudo-p****.
Derek - January 16, 2011, 8:48 pm
Steel helping Paris earn the most tourist currency of any city in the World OR more expensive scrap to be sunk by the Brits 3-July-1940?
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 2:50 pm
I'll go make the coffee but I warn you, what we call coffee is very different in arabic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:03 pm
*ever...*tells....I'm gonna shut up now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:03 pm
*ever...*tells....I'm gonna shut up now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:02 pm
If anyone veer telly you that it's fun to drink Jager and tequila on the same night....kill them!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:01 pm
That's very insightful for a 15 year old Hammy....now go make me coffee.....This hangover won't cure itself.
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 12:18 pm
Pro-Tip Germans are considered heroes in arab lands for what they did to the Jews, Arabs don't know that they were to be next.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 8:57 am
The only thing worse than a bully is the little b**** who hands over his lunch money without even putting up a fight......But the Bully still sucks hard and will burn in hell (does that clear it up for you Fuhrseti?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 8:31 am
It's because they're cheese eating surrender monkeys...
forseti - January 16, 2011, 6:11 am
So funny... A few people don't like Germany because of the history and all the Nazi crime, but everybody hates France - just because... For whatever reason.
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:35 am
LMAO! And that was too good to be a motifake, you comment wh***?
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:33 am
And too bad the French in WWII lacked the modern technology represented by the t-shirt gun. In war time it could easily be modified to fire ... white flags. They coulda surrendered at a distance of hundreds of yards at a time, with the right tail wind.
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:32 am
Oui. Or Wi... or WWII. Macht nichts.
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:30 am
Sorry. But they do paint them white, no? I mean, non?
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:25 am
French cruise ships, unlike their battleships aren't armed with white flags. Learn your history, Sean.
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:23 am
Don't you mean cruise ship? It could carry more fleeing French people than a battleship would.
agdaniele - January 15, 2011, 11:25 pm
White flags are easier to see atop a tower.
Claire - January 15, 2011, 10:33 pm
Zing.
AdmiralAckbar - January 15, 2011, 10:26 pm
thanks for pointing that out
pointer - January 15, 2011, 7:47 am
nope I meant battleship, the tower was built in 1889 (there was no concept of a tank) and a nations strength was measured by its naval strength.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 15, 2011, 1:41 am
Yep. That's a Tank
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:07 am
Or am I thinking of Plato?
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:06 am
Like Aristotle.
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:06 am
Sadly, no. And do you think he has ever even heard of the Maginot Line? Or the Schleifen Plan? (forgive the spelling -- I don't google when I'm drunk. Too Belgian.)
Anonymous2 - January 14, 2011, 11:19 pm
You mean tanks instead of battleships, right? It is a LAND border between France and Germany.


OCTOBERFEST - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.


TAGS: drunk octoberfest beer australia germany
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by caveman

ICEMAN - October 15, 2011, 1:24 am
Thats a ripper.


LAMENT -


TAGS: whining will not solve anything
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - February 9, 2013, 8:47 am
Yeah... Gigantic... because I am minute...
Reality Lord - February 9, 2013, 6:48 am

huge


LOYALTY - “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”




MERCEDES - Building cars you are drooling over. In Germany it is just a taxi.


TAGS: taxi mercedes germany cab
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Gryphus

666 - April 29, 2009, 4:55 am
In aust u can get a Merc & a 300C as a taxi as well.. call em silver service


SUB-WOOFERS IN TRUNK - Knock your socks off bass


TAGS: febuany
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by ughomer

MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 10:13 am
You seen Jared lately...looks like KFC is offering better 5L's and he's been snarfin' back more than his share...teehee
Rudedog - February 20, 2013, 1:05 am
Jared's ridin dirty
GaryO - February 19, 2013, 9:13 pm
n-i-c-e
MuddySoapfish - February 19, 2013, 9:35 am
haha Those things never are really 12" - the one on the left bearly looks 10 !
PapaFox - February 19, 2013, 7:19 am
:-D


RAPTURE -


TAGS: 2000 years any day now
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 3:36 pm
According to Matthew 24:34, it was supposed to happen within the disciple's generation! So, I guess Jesus was lying!! Pants on FIRE, Chuy!
bobbus - May 28, 2011, 10:16 pm
Even though I'm not a Christian, I won't waste my life to worship a guy we haven't seen a trace of in 2000 years.
the1stCOMMI3 - May 24, 2011, 12:41 am
I'm also a christian, but the sad thing is this poster's true
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 23, 2011, 10:47 pm
Even though I'm a christian, 5L


INTRODUCING EUROPE -


TAGS: french italian swiss british german france italy switzerland great britain uk germany
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by forseti

CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
very old pic
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 10:09 pm
I think I've seen this before.
GreyScorpion - May 12, 2010, 10:08 pm
I approved it, so you would go to bed and quit submitting it!! G'night Forseti... :) 4L
forseti - May 12, 2010, 10:00 pm
just to inform you: it was rejected before, but without giving reason. i waited about an hour for a pm, then uploaded it again. getting it approved implies that this was ok, right?!? good night, 4 am in europe!


GERMANY -




WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF - Not a damn thing !


TAGS: woman guns not afraid anything
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Budog

confinedchaos - November 15, 2013, 9:32 pm
don't know what you're talking about she's holding that weapon perfectly
Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:46 am
Dat Carbine owo
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:34 pm
HAH. That is 5.56 NATO and AR, comrade. Compared to 7.62X54R and Mosin-Nagant, it has recoil like mouse fart.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 3, 2013, 10:18 pm
I guess after busting my eye socket on an old PU Scope I play it safe.
tomyironmane - May 3, 2013, 5:46 pm
one inch from the scope only applies to the AN/PVQ-31, most civilian scopes are longer, and red dot sights (like the one she has mounted) have no set eye relief. Also a solid stock weld like she has makes targeting faster, easier, and more accurate.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 7, 2013, 10:49 pm
She should be scared of resting her face on the rifle like that. You should always keep your head one inches from the scope and face one inch from the b***.
boston - July 24, 2012, 2:17 pm
My kind of woman..Not afraid to bust a cap in yo azz
maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:22 pm
5L


EURO-DISNEYLAND - The Early Days.


TAGS: nazi nazis hitler donald duck germany disney disneyland disneyworld eurodisny
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by jesterer

GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:58 am
Wow,


SHARP SHOOTER -


TAGS: twice as many bullets for twice as many targets
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 2:13 am
LMAO!!!


SPELLING -


TAGS: jager spelling nazi germany
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 12:53 am
HAHAHA! she prefers the CL 600
foresti - December 21, 2010, 6:11 am
A Benz? Ahh right, I forgot... They build trucks too. I'll think about that!
Donkasaurus - December 21, 2010, 4:16 am
Yeh she said she's tired of waking up and tasting gold, she also said it's high time you sell your necklace, get a haircut, and buy her a benz like a "real man" hahaha
foresti - December 20, 2010, 3:34 pm
i love your momma! perhaps she told you?!?
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:08 pm
Don't talk about my momma that way!
forseti - December 19, 2010, 2:13 pm
busted!
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:55 am
I know forseti :) let's just all pretend we have no knowledge of german grammar haha
forseti - December 18, 2010, 1:40 pm
it's called jÄger! jÄgermeister!! with an "ä"!!! :P
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 12:55 pm
ty 5150ML
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:35 pm
now this is a good one


PATRIOTIC IMPLANT - Now Terrorists can talk directly to God! Side effects are temporary; some bleeding or swelling may occur at the implant site.


TAGS: see any servicemember for expert implantation today to speak with allah
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

jibarocampesino - July 30, 2010, 11:31 am
WORDS: now served in shiny coating
gil - December 2, 2009, 1:09 am
LOL after 6 beers I think it still computes to a 5
WTFO - December 2, 2009, 1:04 am
Dammit, Gil. You made me do math.
gil - December 2, 2009, 12:52 am
.5 per implant from me
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
Don't be selfish, sign up your whole circle friends!! 5 silent whispers


LIGHTEN UP. - Francis.




WHY? -


TAGS: question everything isnt going to solve anything
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

TheOne - February 15, 2011, 7:34 pm
This made me laugh and with me thats pretty rare.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 5:11 am
i like it and didn't know it... ;)
Sho - May 9, 2010, 3:46 pm
I kinda miss them tunnels
Kspace - May 9, 2010, 2:17 pm
Back in the day we'd have called this tunnelbait...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:32 am
Prove it...check the queue
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:30 am
everY everY I know I typed that y. Where did it go? Y oh y?
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:29 am
Each and ever one. I make it a priority to be online just so I can approve your posters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:28 am
so.....All of mine is what you're saying.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:25 am
I'm no help... I let a good three-fourths of the 2L and below posters through. :S
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
*y
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
Where were ou TOC?....Aggy was too drunk to stop this last night.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:12 am
Motifakes with no subtext are usually rejected anyway.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:04 am
Prime example of a "no effort" Motifake. 1L
Klara - May 9, 2010, 9:01 am
Why? Do I already know this one


MOVING ON -




SOMETIMES -


TAGS: disappear anyone miss
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Skulrath - October 13, 2011, 10:57 am
Hey LA, I'd miss you :)
tellitlikeitis - October 12, 2011, 10:50 pm
LA... you're posters are great, but I must say, are so very sad.


JUSTIN BIEBER -


TAGS: they love him in germany
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by culos

prattman - February 23, 2015, 9:04 pm
So is David Hasselhoff.
TerrorAustralis - September 11, 2011, 12:16 am
its australia, 5L for subtle references to other posters


CONSIDERATION -




NEVER TRUST ANYONE - With a Bible in one hand and a gun in the other ...


TAGS: never trust anyone bible gun
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Budog

nicholsjoshua15 - March 29, 2013, 9:41 pm
Fact most crimes are committed by Liberals who live no where near the Bible Belt.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2012, 9:55 pm
This includes anyone who lives in the South, the Midwest, New York, California and anyone in Vatican City. Good job.
Budog - April 6, 2012, 8:18 pm
Well, my thinking is you should put down any book first. The way you have better control of the weapon and your aim will be much more accurate...
CloudchaserS - April 6, 2012, 8:22 am
The few Xians and gun owners who are nuts give the rest a bad name (is a believer, owns guns, does not impose his beliefs on others)


EPIPHANY - Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.




MOST SHOCKING - When statues attack


TAGS: some statues will do anything
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

forseti - September 15, 2010, 4:34 am
"you looked at my sisters bare ***bs?!?"
Claire - September 14, 2010, 10:42 pm
I'm just gonna take my stuffed K9 and go cry. (the sad thing is I actually own a remote control replica of K9...)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 9:41 pm
Really Claire. Those were the worst 2 episodes ever...and we're talking about a show that doesn't even try.
Claire - September 14, 2010, 8:49 pm
Don't blink.


PHILO BEDDOE - He Kicked Tank Murdock's Ass, I'm Pretty Sure He Can Kick Yours.




DANCER -


TAGS: you can dance anywhere even if only in your heart
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by rerun

Reality Lord - October 30, 2010, 5:26 pm

absolutely stunning. fav'd of course...5 without question.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:29 pm
Ha!! a Texas pole dancer! me likes!!


PATRIOTISM - My country, right or wrong... blind patriotism gets you in trouble


TAGS: patriotism nazi goring america germany
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by RnR

Sean. - February 18, 2009, 4:27 pm
... or Thesis - Antithesis - Synthesis. That's dialectical materialism.
Fatty - February 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Cause - Reaction - Solution. It's worked for thousands of years.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 9:02 pm
True. I just got chills reading the quote and remembered the Owen poem. I'm a patriot myself, but I define my patriotism with elements of reason and pacifism. as the saying goes, your mileage may vary. Everyone will define it their own way, I suppose.
Dude - July 18, 2008, 8:45 pm
Don't forget reductio ad absurdum. Just because some patriots are fascists doesn't mean they all are. Remember that there are worse things than death.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 1:54 pm
--ch high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est Pro patria mori."
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 1:53 pm
Excellent poster. As Wilfred Owen put it, "If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs, Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues, My friend, you would not tell with su


BIRTH CONTROL -


TAGS: population overload too many kids
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:06 pm
Thanks Marlygirl. Glad to see that some of my older posters are being seen. And for the others..... well, separation worked for me.
rerun - April 13, 2011, 6:22 pm

rather sad isn't it?
Airman - April 13, 2011, 5:48 pm
our wives must have the same ob
rerun - April 13, 2011, 5:19 pm

we use abstinance at my house.
marlygirl - April 13, 2011, 4:13 pm
5L, too cool
5150monkeylove - January 24, 2011, 10:15 pm
reminds me of south park... 5 pool urinations


BE PREPARED - the Boy Scout Motto has never failed me yet




I GET HIGH - with a little help from my friends


TAGS: do you need anybody
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

pzykosiz - July 26, 2010, 8:01 pm
very nice. 5L


HONK - Beats the hell out of pong any day




the refugee trigger -


TAGS: typo germany refugees cologne
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

EmilioDumphque - January 17, 2016, 3:56 am
Well spotted!!
mizzdizz - January 16, 2016, 9:40 pm
Adding this to f/upped signs collection!!!!! 5L! Thanks for sharing it. Hadn't seen this 1!


CHICKEN HAWK - Looks like Foghorn Leghorn couldn't keep you safe from the Colonol.




FOOLISHNESS -


TAGS: aprchallenge foolishness takes many forms
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by sickartist

forseti - April 1, 2010, 8:06 am
nice!!


BROKENHEART -




MOBILE EXAMINATOR -




GOOMBA PIGEONS -


TAGS: fredo you re my older brother and i love you but don t ever take sides with anyone against the family again ever
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by rerun

crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 7:21 pm
Topical and timeless. Love it.


HABITUATION -


TAGS: loneliness company miss
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by gas

Rhovanmark - February 15, 2012, 8:34 pm
Awesome.
mariand - July 18, 2011, 4:44 pm
I like it...
gas - July 12, 2011, 5:39 pm
thanks!
spacedog - July 12, 2011, 5:36 pm
Beautiful! 5L


FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!


TAGS: has anyone seen that saturday night live sketch with the chris farley strip show thing that was hilarious
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

brettieh - August 1, 2012, 5:05 am
I like the gun pointed at his head..lol
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:52 pm
Something tells me there is a man bra in your future.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:22 pm
Matt, you look awesome! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you! :D
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
Yeah, that helps.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:57 pm
Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:48 pm
I'm gonna try to forget I read that...
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:44 pm
Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:34 pm
The guy in the poster doesn't like you so much Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm
Farley was the man...


OH DEAR GOD - A Weakling Is In Our Midst


TAGS: kanye west weakling dollar tot
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - February 4, 2011, 10:56 am
an upside of living in a third world country is that it's pretty easy to cut yourself off from mainstream media.
CANADA - February 4, 2011, 12:16 am
perfectly done
Claire - February 3, 2011, 9:48 pm
I never thought I would say this, but I'm proud of you for NOT knowing.
Hawamleh - February 3, 2011, 6:41 pm
excuse my ignorance.
justsheeri - February 3, 2011, 12:58 pm
Do you really not know that the celeb in this ph**o is Diddy - NOT Kanye West? You may want to change your tag. The picture IS hilarious though!
Hawamleh - June 27, 2010, 9:35 am
I mean look at his reaction thats just priceless..
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:19 pm
rolling chuckle on this 1


BELIEVING -


TAGS: false hope doesn t solve anything
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by caveman

spacedog - July 30, 2012, 10:57 am
Excellent poster Caveman. 5L
GaryO - July 29, 2012, 7:55 pm
It’s so nice to see a consecutive string of really good posters, this being one of ‘em.
Sho - July 29, 2012, 12:09 pm
That's a 5
mariand - July 29, 2012, 11:52 am
amsome...it makes me think about the reverse


COMPANY - You Can Never Be Truly Alone... For Solitude Always Keeps You Company




STAUFFENBERG - Because resistance is never futile!


TAGS: nazi germany stauffenberg
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Grypus

agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 11:34 pm
Skeeter11766 - check your PMs
Skeeter11766 - January 6, 2010, 11:21 pm
You've obviously never encountered a member of The Collective.
Mongo - November 9, 2009, 1:12 pm
It sure was for him
LogicDude - April 26, 2009, 6:04 pm
Yes. If it weren't for movies I would have never had an appreciation for the everyday struggle of the Ewok.
ddh - April 26, 2009, 4:45 pm
You allways need films to see who is a hero?


BATTLE MECHS -




MAGNETO -


TAGS: anyone can be a hero
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by Zagato

Reality Lord - September 18, 2010, 10:16 am

paint does that for some frickin reason. graphically very solid potential. nice attempt. try putting a spin on the caption or title to get a real reaction.
pzykosiz - September 18, 2010, 5:59 am
qoutes too hard to read, try a lighter colour
agdaniele - September 18, 2010, 3:24 am
I approved it, and I agree....... next time, get the pic and use motifake's CREATE to do it right.
Faceplant31 - September 18, 2010, 3:21 am
meh, imo this poster looks like crap visually. Good quote and all but the fuzzy pixelation around the pic and verbiage makes me not like it to much.


FRENCHIES & GERMANS - Just Because They're Nextdoor Neighbors Doesn't Mean They Like Eachother.


TAGS: france frenchies germany germans
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by VinceVicious

Gryphus - February 12, 2009, 12:52 pm
Bullsh*t since 1956.


VEGETARIANS -


TAGS: 2nd try take it anyway you want
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 5:04 am
Yup I love vegetarians, BUT I couldn’t eat a whole one.
corbett06 - July 17, 2010, 9:43 pm
id like to take some of that lettuce they got covering their crotch and put it on a burger and eat it in front of them...what do you think they would do?
BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 7:47 am
BBQ
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2010, 8:00 pm
I have some seasoning that would spice that white meat right up sick? 5 h** petas fo you


GOD DAMMIT JOE -


TAGS: match lighter torch anything but not the b***on jb
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 3:42 pm
The word of the day is "Fire!"...Dammit Joe ya did it again!


SECRETS - Everyone has some skeletons in their closet but it's up to you on whether or not you choose to share them


TAGS: skeletons how many doyou have
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by shmoe13

shmoe13 - March 10, 2011, 10:45 pm
true
Cloudchaser - March 9, 2011, 9:03 am
Unless of course you run for public office then your opponent or your opponent's supporters will find them and drag them out in the open whether you like it or not


Free -




CHARLES DARWIN -


TAGS: ditto transforms into anything theone
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by TheOne

M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 6:02 pm
Very nice, and ... 'What Rick Said'
Rick69 - April 11, 2012, 2:32 pm
Ditto...


MOTIFAKE REGULARS -


TAGS: if i forgot anybody sorry or suck it up depending on who you are
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:44 am
Glad I actually caught you here. Take it easy.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:42 am
LMAO! Good timing! It'll all spiral now.... keep an eye on the news!
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:42 am
I've got Guinness, Cuban seafood on my breath, the scent of Tropical body spray in the air, Dean Martin playing on the computer, and moooo online.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:41 am
sorry dude but I gotta crash (dinner at the mother in law's tomorrow, I need to rest up for that) I'll be back tonight.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:39 am
HA! On any other day...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:39 am
You're such a girl.......But i like you anyways (no homo)(no matter how many times you ask)
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:36 am
Albeit, if any noobs had brain-one in that soft encasing, they'd be submitting like crazy before I hit that level where I become intolerant.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:34 am
And this is hardly drunk by either of our standards. I spent time with my not-girlfriend, and with my 1L girl... I'm just trying to be a man again.... now that they're not around.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:32 am
That's the.... ummmmm.... Jamesons drinker calling the Guinness drinker black.... er, drunk?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:30 am
I'm not so much "rattled" as I am "Beguiled".....AGGY IS DRUNK AGAIN!!!!
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:28 am
Not that it's more than disturbing to me that I can rattle the almighty mooooo. One hell of a questionable feat.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:27 am
All that's missing, my friend, is the look on my face when I say stuff like this. I sell it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:25 am
You're a strange little WOP.....do you know that?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:24 am
Look... some people like sheep, some like peanutb***er, some like TTH's bare a**, while others just like a good penetration sh**. Why try to cater to each individual? Just send the whole collection out, and see who orders the wallet-size copies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:20 am
I'll give you that. but did he have to send us all those pics?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:16 am
Come on already... when a goat just outright says that they like peanutb***er... what's a TTH to do?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:15 am
Meh....are we working on this one now? do you really think Trash deserves it.....after what he did to those goats and all?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:13 am
Like I was under any impression that I had a chance to claw my way back into the good graces that I never had in the first place?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:11 am
f***er....you know Mrs mooooo is off limits. She's gonna hate you more when she reads that....and you're already in her bad books.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:08 am
If she isn't unpacked yet, can you tell her to check for my bottle opener?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:07 am
Except the liver....yeah, same condition.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:05 am
So, she found you right where she left you... and in the same condition.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:03 am
Good, Good...the Mrs got home tonight...she's in good spirits (I'm in the usual spirits)
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:00 am
How's the evening going, my friend?
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:40 pm

sent that vietnamese chick you know.
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:39 pm
Ok......... who lives closest to Vegas.... I'm in need of more Guinness, and I'm already 10 in. Someone? A quick run?
thatonechick - July 14, 2010, 9:39 am
WTF?!? What did you set on fire? :S
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 11:53 pm
crap! I just sent something on fire, that's gonna be hard to hide....
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 11:20 pm
The general public... It's a common ailment.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 11:13 pm
who you askin?
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 11:10 pm
ANYWAY, not to be a conversation stopper... How's the syphilis?
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 10:46 pm
PMs, grey.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:44 pm
you needed to get here earlier, we needed a female point of perspective
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 10:37 pm
I didn't do ****. :P
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:32 pm
don't even think about it Chickster...I see you
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:30 pm
we all have our cross to bear...I'm looking for that pic now!
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:28 pm
God of Retards...LOL!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:16 pm
...you are a GOD!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
cubby, you're an internet icon. countless tributes are made, n))bs try to copy your style, your posters are linked to 1000's of web pages. yep you're wife was right...
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
So true Cubby. But, sometimes a vacation from the norm does one's creative side good
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:13 pm
I'm going to have to get a new avatar, Cubby's booty dance is too much
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:12 pm
Do you realize counting NaughtyFake, I've made 5732 posters? I am a retard! If I didn't take that 5 month break last year, it would be a lot more
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:10 pm
They sell them at the tourist stores
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:09 pm
a snow globe...cubby, do they have those in Hawaii?
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:08 pm
my wife gets her daily excercise by rolling her eyes at me....and she eats like a Tour De France biker
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:06 pm
@Cubby...LMFAO
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:04 pm
The wife thinks I'm a retard...really.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
(Back in 20 minutes)
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
And considerably better than an s*d
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
@GS..."I can't believe how much money I saved you here..." Yea, I already got that call last night.
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:02 pm
A T-Shirt is better than a Snow globe or Key Chain from the airport gift shop
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
I never thought of that Cubby...Next time there will be no leftover stakes, I promise!
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
Agreed, Cubby... my ex gf and the one before her rolled their eyes at me when I talked about it. The cuban girl hops on the site from time to time, but she still thinks that my posters suck. I think it's personal.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
Bone, you know she'll be more than glad to see you, after she shows you what she "picked up" while she was there. maybe you'll get a t-shirt! "I was at ***k's on the Wharf"
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
Shake that a**, Cubby! LOL!
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 9:57 pm
This is why a lot of Regs were only MotiFaking at work....jeez
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:57 pm
Well the Rent-A-Nurse that watched over me every night to make sure I didn't have another heart attack only at salads.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:56 pm
I have my work cut out for me too. Johnnie Walker is sending me Thank you cards for keeping their Inventory flowing the last month
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:54 pm
Leftover steaks? How is this possible?
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:52 pm
Hell, I'd put more money in her checking account if she'd stay longer...I still have a few stakes left, and that keg of Heineken ain't going finish itself.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:50 pm
LOL @ cubby!! yes we do, and they all have one constant
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 9:50 pm
Each and every one of us has a tragic tale
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:49 pm
them chippendale shows ain't cheap
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:49 pm
I hear ya GS. Mine robbed my cash kitty...said it was for tips.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:48 pm
I mean, I can't argue with the existence of such a group.... they do have it rough.
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:47 pm
Aggy...didn't know that. I think you may be on to something there.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:47 pm
mrs Bone left with suitcases? mine left with a credit card, and a smile
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:46 pm
mmmm, 1984? Big Momma is watching us?
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:45 pm
How many women you know go to Chicago with two suitcases and only one is packed?
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:44 pm
Mrs moooo is out of town, too.... I'm tellin' ya... something's up!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:43 pm
yeeeah aggy, never thought about that....Cahooots I tell you!! they're in Cahooots!
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:43 pm
Trust me...it wasn't a shopaholics convention
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
As far as the grease fire goes...I'd just tell her that her sister came over and cooked one night. It kinda runs in the family.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
All of these girls out of town at the same time? I'm starting to wonder if there's a "my man is a motifaker" support convention somewhere that we're not aware of.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:40 pm
point of advice, Yankee candles do NOT mask the smell of cigars, and grease fires
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:39 pm
Mrs.Bone will be back from Chicago in about two hours...so I took the day off to clean. But she'll know half the city was over here while she was gone no matter how much I cleaned.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:39 pm
Nothing like a woman's presence... can't argue there. Nor can I argue Bone's bacon point.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:36 pm
must be, her back bacon got me achin'
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:35 pm
That's the bacon that you smell
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:34 pm
me either, she's trying to feed me to keep me around, I'm trying to get to the dirt as fast as I can! I do miss her though, she smells purdy
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
I fail to see any fault in your recipe.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
when I cook, meat, with meat, and a side of meat wrapped in bacon, and some potatoes, and a scotch. when she cooks, there's noodles, and some kind of vegtable. my arteries are screamin' for her to come home
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:30 pm
LMAO!!! Well... like you said, at least there's now a light.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:27 pm
that's what I've been missin' that blowin bubbles thing, and not having to eat my own cooking
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:26 pm
My cuban is back in town... so, there goes my sleeping in on the weekends. It sounds like more of a complaint than it actually is.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:24 pm
Well, I'm sure you've made all you can from the alone time, and are essentially dying to get that control(er) back into your bubble.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:20 pm
i'm livin La Vida Loca this week. there is light at the end of the tunnel 6 week tunnel. sunday, the return of she who tells me when I'm the boss
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:15 pm
How's it going this evening, Grey?
TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 4:16 pm
Anyone left out should read the tags. They know which comment is directed at whom.
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 11:26 am
Love it! It's impossible to get EVERYONE on one poster. I do appreciate the nod, and anyone left off should understand. If not they can make their own d*** tribute poster...+5
Airman - April 20, 2010, 10:31 am
poor TTH. I know how you feel. Remember the Wolf Shirt poster? You just can't get everybody on, especially if you do it spur of the moment.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:54 am
Ugly?....sure.....But that cabin gives great head. Much like Aggy's sister.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 1:51 am
I've heard aboot your 'milkshakes' Mooooooooooooooooo. Cabin fever rears it's ugly head.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:18 am
Mine was a mint chocolate chip milkshake. It was goooood.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:17 am
You weren't forgotten IceMan......you were ignored..........And then you were ridiculed......Then we had milkshakes....and all was good.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:13 am
LMFAO! TTH missed a few... it's killing him!
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 1:13 am
Never mind me. I'm used to it.
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 1:10 am
great poster TTH, thanks for the mention
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:44 pm
Are you gonna cry?...If you do, save the tears....i hear Virgin tears are like the fountain of youth.
CpnKangaroo - April 19, 2010, 11:41 pm
hmmmmm


THE LEGEND -




TEUTOPHOBIA -


TAGS: challenge teutophobia germany fear
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Derek - June 27, 2010, 7:39 pm
We never move on from anything that has a fun side


DO IT RIGHT - As long as you do something right No one will notice that you did anything at all


TAGS: you won t do anything right
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

mariand - August 11, 2011, 2:28 pm
right!!!!!


EPIPHANY - When you realise that thing you are doing is never going to make people take you seriously.




TRUST -




WWII -


TAGS: not true germany challenge
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

GreyScorpion - February 24, 2010, 2:19 pm
This is the first poster I've ever felt embareassed for laughing at.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 1:27 pm
You're right...You could have.........XD.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 12:32 pm
I could have done this better.


THE SEVENTH SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE - Kanye West Dates Kim Kardashian And Any Hope For The Redemption Of Humanity Implodes




FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: life time woman man joke cheat play any way proverb threesome b w pic
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by giulio

Chateaux - August 11, 2009, 10:57 am
So d*** real!


WHEN HARRY MET SALLY -




THE 3RD WHEEL -


TAGS: 3rd wheel sweat pants arent cool anymore ivan sheesh
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 9:56 pm
Great one!
Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:03 pm
LOL...Dem jeans make a difference! 5 sweaty lions


WINNING - If somebody spits on your back, ignore it. It only means that you're ahead. -Confucian


TAGS: confucian wise many meanings confucian
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 3, 2013, 12:41 pm
This is an awesome confucius saying. 5 wise lions.
the1stCOMMI3 - April 7, 2011, 11:00 am
Confucian, Confucious, you know who i'm talking about
Derek - April 6, 2011, 7:15 pm
Confucian != Confucius? Confusing.


FOOTPRINTS -


TAGS: who names an owl heyzooz anyway
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 7:15 pm
I didn't know he was white!
spacedog - February 9, 2010, 5:44 pm
LOL! 5Ls, Bravo Haar.
erock - February 9, 2010, 4:20 pm
awesome!
CANADA - February 9, 2010, 4:18 pm
I dont get it
thatonechick - February 9, 2010, 10:23 am
I know! Why is it doing so poorly?!? C'mon, people... This is a 5 for sure.
Fatt Matt - February 9, 2010, 10:21 am
I'd give this 20L if I could.


EPHIPHANY - Waking up and realizing your boyfriend isn't as mature as you thought!


TAGS: eyebrow boyfriend prank epiphany
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by vilnius

robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:06 am
hey, you got it right in the tag!


BRITTANY MURPHY - She Missed Michael Jackson


TAGS: brittany murphy
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Lederhosen

Derek - December 21, 2009, 2:34 pm
Acted like him, or because she has gone to join him?


THE ANY KEY - After two years of searching, i finally found it :D


TAGS: any key failure fail windows
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Limeman2

Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 2:38 am
LOL!! at the comments.
St.Lol - June 29, 2009, 2:01 pm
WOW..................... it took you 2 times to say that?
Wow................ - March 9, 2009, 7:00 pm
took you two years to find that?
Wow................................................................................... - March 9, 2009, 6:59 pm
took you two years to find that?


RULES OF CHINESE OLYMPICS - 1. Media control first 2. Deal with problem later


TAGS: olympic weightlifting weight lifting janos baranyai
Rating: 1.57/5

More motifakes by SherlockHolmeboy

NSFW - April 23, 2009, 8:50 am
wait... was this the sack race or something??
The Mighty Fong - August 24, 2008, 9:11 am
Steroids? I see no steroids! ... pay no attention to the man behind the curtain


ONCE UPON A TIME -




WORLD WAR 3 - This time, Germany comes out on top




GLORY -


TAGS: will anyone remember
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by holymoly

caveman - May 19, 2012, 11:28 am
This is just quite spectacular
maoworks2 - April 26, 2012, 7:11 am
Very Nice.
GaryO - April 25, 2012, 7:44 pm
Oh yeah, hm, easy 5s
Greeny - April 25, 2012, 7:07 pm
really n1 hm
mariand - April 25, 2012, 6:29 pm
well done...
Airman - April 25, 2012, 5:03 pm
nice
holymoly - April 25, 2012, 4:44 pm
Thanks LG.... The topic struck me..
lgvernon - April 25, 2012, 4:32 pm

Oh, my~~~~5LLLLL


Life -


TAGS: life gives you lemons make lemonade but sometimes there are too many lemons
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:14 am
So true, especially as the social/emotional demands of the holidays approach. I only got just so much sugar! Excellent, Silvy! 5L


REGRETS -


TAGS: aprchallenge regrets did i miss anything
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 11:10 am
Nice one sicko! I know guy from this car club. They have chapters everywhere. 5L
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 9:45 am
I too, regret the things I never did. Her name was Jodie.
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 9:42 am
Yes sir!


COINCIDENCE -




EMASCULATION -


TAGS: anybody seen my tail balance tightrope
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Cubbybear - August 1, 2010, 1:25 pm
Whip it good! LOL...5L
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 1:23 pm
LOL! Outrun the crack of that whip! 5L


WHEN - This was only used when it was raining outside.


TAGS: to many games
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Skarrde

Skarrde - May 5, 2010, 11:32 pm
I had video games, I had a TINY yard. Guess which one I would play with more? My swing set rocked.
CANADA - April 29, 2010, 10:11 pm
I remember when i was only allowed to bring out the SNES when it rained
agdaniele - April 28, 2010, 12:55 am
This is the truth. I had an Atari 2600... and we never played it during the day... we were allowed to, but we preferred to play outside. It was a no-brainer.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:30 am
I can't imagine how difficult it is to grow up in today's world. Never knowing a time without video games and cell phones. (and never having to use their imaginations) I'm really not that old, but 90% of todays technology was not around when I was a kid.
thatonechick - April 26, 2010, 9:05 am
It's been raining here for the last 4 days! That's still every day.
Cubbybear - April 25, 2010, 9:11 pm
Pong was amazing and one of the few games I'm good at
Kung-Fu Devil - April 25, 2010, 9:01 pm
I was playing my SNES about 4 days ago. My housemates and I had a 'Mortal Kombat II' tournament.
rerun - April 25, 2010, 8:44 pm

I remember when Atari came out with Pong, we thought that was amazing
Skarrde - April 25, 2010, 8:43 pm
that*
Skarrde - April 25, 2010, 8:43 pm
funny thing is, I'm not that's old. Never the less I was playing this and my SNES. I miss these games
Kung-Fu Devil - April 25, 2010, 8:18 pm
*total
Kung-Fu Devil - April 25, 2010, 8:18 pm
No way! I was/am a totaly Nintendo geek.
Zealot - April 25, 2010, 8:14 pm
my have times changed


OPPORTUNITY -




GOD -




Seriously?!? -


TAGS: racist terms derogatory italian romany sicilian spaniard egyptian lost in meaning
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

EmilioDumphque - July 4, 2014, 11:44 pm
Probably Irish "travelers".


ALCOHOLISM -




GERMANY 4-1 ENGLAND - Why didn't America save us when we REALLY needed it?!


TAGS: germany england america no help
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

manticore - June 28, 2010, 7:34 am
5L's for Germany
Kung-Fu Devil - June 28, 2010, 5:51 am
Thanks Moo+ for the backhander. Forseti: Yeah but those 5 meant nothing. They were in a friendly, so I never got ahead of myself like the rest of us.
forseti - June 28, 2010, 3:51 am
5 WEMBLEY-GOALS! ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:34 pm
In fact. 5L....(I still think you're a tool)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:31 pm
Subtle.


REALLY? I NEED TO DESCRIBE THE PICTURE BESIDE THESE WORDS? -




WE SHALL OVERCOME - We shall overcome


TAGS: never trust anyone over 30
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Airman

440wakeup - September 29, 2010, 6:11 pm
Yeah like how "Fight for your right too PARTY" is considered a protest song
CoolioIndeed - September 29, 2010, 12:24 pm
Looks like Wolverine has let himself go.
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 12:15 pm
Behind The Funny, Lies A Deep Meaning. 5ls


STONEHENGE - A prehistoric joke still messing with peoples minds.




A BAD IDEA - Just because Obama would gladly hand over half of HIS country to radical extreme terrorists doesn't mean Netanyahu should, too.




APOLOGIZE - It's too laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!


TAGS: kanye apologize taylor swift vma
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by WarriorDude

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 16, 2009, 4:34 am
You'd be amazed what a White woman can do whe.............
Emily. - September 16, 2009, 4:33 am
But she's TINY she probably couldn't lift that thing over her head!
Preacher Man - September 16, 2009, 4:05 am
I'd have loved it if she'd gone WWE on his a** and bashed him in the head from behind with her trophy. She could have gotten it replaced, and the crowd would have gone wild.


I'M THINKING -




SOCIETY FAIL - When Dr. Seuss has no honorable mention


TAGS: society fail kanye
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by frixxxx

Fatt Matt - December 2, 2009, 5:31 pm
They had to make it closer to "disappointment" and "sadness"
Jmac0585 - December 2, 2009, 4:27 pm
You missed the real story here... How is "***" 16 places below "ONE-LINERS?"


PLUMBING - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: plumbing pipes germany
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by Rob Yeo

Muste be Berlin - May 12, 2009, 2:19 pm
Never has a City been this bellyup when it comes to money. So why dig them pipes in? Just place them over the Streets and everything is fine... except somebody drives a truck...


PREV PAGENEXT PAGE